$STRETCHGPT

AI-generated financial engineering. Prompt-powered portfolio management. Billion-dollar hallucinations.

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Allegedly Michael Saylor

Create a stock dividend model that literally can't go down.

ChatGPT

Sure. What's the worst that could happen?

ChatGPT

As an AI language model, that was not financial advice.

Fast forward...

Stretch is bleeding.

The media is circling.

Investors are stress-refreshing their brokerage accounts.

Maximum Cope

Wall Street spent decades building financial models.

Saylor allegedly spent 30 seconds writing a prompt.

Now the model is stretching...
the stock is stretching...
and shareholder patience is stretching...

We fired them. Then we asked ChatGPT to write the dismissal letters.

Fundamentals are a 2008 concept. We deal exclusively in prompts.

Vibes, prompts, and maximum cope. The only three pillars of modern finance.

When the market asks "Who approved this?"

We already know the answer:

ChatGPT.

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